Archive for July, 2010

Lazy Susan @ Notes Newtown

What a blast from the past! A lot of my youth was misspent at the bars in and around Sydney University, and one of my fondest memories was seeing Lazy Susan play at Manning. Whaddyamean “who?” Lazy Susan – of course you remember them! The Sydney band with beautifully crafted and wistfully melancholic pop songs about life, love and disgraced chess champions! Not to mention the genius of the lyrical paradox inherent in singing “No one ever says Reykjavik in a song…”

Anyway, it turns out they’re launching their fourth album Places That Made Us at Notes in Newtown tonight, one of several ‘cabaret style’ venues offering live performance and table-dining that have sprung up while I was away. Should be fun – a stroll down memory lane while checking out the new venue.

Lazy Susan launch their new CD @ Notes Newtown on Friday 30th July (tix from $15ish)

Cabaret. So Hot Right Now.

Everything old is new again. Thanks to a performer friend in London, I was introduced to its cabaret and burlesque scene and enjoyed seeing everything from tassle wearing beauties to an accordion-playing alien performing ‘Creep’. It’s debaucherous, ridiculous fun, and when done well, has a satirical bite to it that makes you stop and think while ogling/laughing.

It seems it’s all happening here in Sydney too. The Sydney Opera House is even getting in on the act – their house cabaret season seems a bit more upmarket (and tamer) than the London version, but Tim Rogers’ show on the seven deadly sins sounds, dare I say it… tempting. The SOH clearly won’t be offering the same ‘swinging-from-the-chandeliers’ vibe of say, the Boom Boom Club, but it should be fun.

Tim Rogers plays the Opera House Studio July 28-3, with other acts on the House Cabaret lineup continuing into August. Ticket prices vary.

Is cabaret in Sydney alive and well? Or is this a one-off? If you know of other cabaret venues/clubs/acts, let me know in the comments!

The Only Election Coverage Worth Watching

Last week Australians had the pleasure of being bombarded by the leaders’ television debate. I still find it hard to believe that they can call it a debate, since a debate usually requires that those involved take contrary and opposing positions. Gillard at least should be recognised for her services to humanity: if Abbott had his way then the airwaves would be polluted by two more of these dreary affairs. For standing up and saying ‘No’, I salute you Julia. If either of them manages to express another clear stance in the next four weeks, I’ll be very surprised.

From here to polling day, I officially give up on “real news”. There’s no point trying to get any meaningful information from the candidates or from the press who diligently report their platitudinous nonsense – I swear I will give my vote to the first candidate running on a platform of moving sideways, believing in an unfair go, and being against families. Instead, I will turn to the only thing that can possibly justify western democracy – comedy and satire.

The Chaser team is back with their 4th election series, although I’m not sure if they’ll be able to get enough material out of the battle of political blancmanges that this is shaping up to be. On the other hand, I have high hopes for Gruen Nation – an election version of Wil Anderson’s comedy panel show delving into the world of advertising The Gruen Transfer (if you haven’t seen it, that description will sound bizarre, but trust me, it works). In an era where politicians are media-managed and focus-grouped to within an inch of their lives, an advertiser’s deconstruction of the election campaign may be the most insightful analysis available.

Gruen Nation is on ABC1 9pm, followed by The Chaser’s Yes We Canberra at 9.45pm every Wednesday up to the election. Wil Anderson is also performing his show Wilful Misconduct at the Comedy Store, Fox Studios Moore Park, August 5-15.

Deus Swap Meet: Bike Bits & Bargains

Bikes, parts, and clothes were on offerSaturday’s swap meet at Deus was just too tempting for me, and although I swore I was only going to have a look, I left with my pockets severely lightened. The event had a great atmosphere attracting bike obsessives and casual perusers alike. As well as the promised market of peoples’ spare frames and parts, retailers like Clarence St Cyclery also had a stand selling off marked down stock, and Deus themselves were hocking a whole bunch of last seasons clothing range. In the street they were also discounting their real product – custom built motorbikes. But most onlookers were more interested in the fixie riders performing stunts.

In the yard, the real crowd pleaser was definitely the roller-race set up. Pairs of riders were pitted against each other in a 500m sprint on the fuji track bikes. The crowd really got into it – even though you’re essentially watching two dials move around on a screen, it’s surprisingly gripping. The roller racing revival is alive and well in London, could it take off in Sydney too?

Where Are The Politicians Of Yesteryear?

Keating! at BelvoirWhat a joy, coming home to an election. This time round it’s a battle of two novices (neither Gillard nor Abbott have led their parties to a contest), who have a gift for speaking a lot but not saying anything: Gillard’s “moving forward” just needs the Kang/Kodos’ addendum of “and forever twirling, twirling towards freedom!” while Abbott has been honest enough to tell everyone that we shouldn’t trust a word he says, perhaps making this the election Joseph Heller would have scripted.

The pages of newsprint and hours of coverage devoted to two parties who are saying next to nothing and presenting no positive vision for the country, well it makes me yearn for the good ol’ days of recalcitrant scumbags, no children in poverty, and huge bushy eyebrows. Clearly I’m not the only one. The Hawke biopic got a huge buzz and was well watched (not by me though – imagining Bob and Blanche at it is something I can live without). But if you want some real entertainment, and want to remember when our politicians had character, instead of being caricatures, catch Keating! (the musical we had to have) on ABC2 tonight. I’ve seen it live thrice, and it’s sad to think that now Howard is gone from parliament, it will probably never be staged again… nevertheless I’m still dreaming of that light on the hill.

Bike Swap Meets: Deus vs Sable & Argent Sat 24th July

I’ve heard good things about Deus Ex Machina’s non-motorised products (and their coffee!), and Woolloomooloo’s Sable and Argent is also generating a lot of buzz. Sadly their prices (or more importantly, my poor income) tend to leave them in the ‘look longingly’ category, rather than places I would actually go to buy gear. But this Saturday both of them open their doors to bike parts scavengers for their regular swap meets. For Deus, it’s swap meet number 5, with roller comps and prizes, and for S&A it’s part of the Woolloomooloo Festival on Wheels in partnership with Monstrosity gallery – art and bikes, bikes as art. Or just a great excuse to go and have a sticky beak at Sydney’s fixie crowd and hopefully pick up a bargain.

Bike Swap meets at Deus (Parramatta Rd, 10-4) and Sable and Argent (Bourke St, 10-6) this Saturday 24th July.

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